baby: a- a- a-

parents: oh, the baby's first words!!

baby: a- aaa- al-

parents: apple?? air??

baby: a- al- al-

baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

(via anotherfitspo-runner)

i-will-lift-you-higher:

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

iron-made-curves:

fit-healthy-happy-well:

WHO IS THIS IVE FALLEN IN LOVE

there will never be a day i don’t reblog a man with big muscles and long hair honky-tonk-badonk-adonk

HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL GIVE HIM TO ME UGHHHHHHHHH

This guys is making me question my belief that I’m 100% straight…. Full-homo, he’s hot.

where can i find this beautiful specimen? 

(Source: matildarossette, via stereo-owl)

jesus fucking christ how can a guy be so freaking hot